the most dangerous place in the world

here ye here ye....... ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce to you the


MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD

ta-da.........................


the roundabout at Qlap..... you know it right.....

I would like to make a few clarifications, suggestions, observations.....

1. There is no LAW that says we can't go round more then once.... SERIOUSLY...... so instead of braking to a FULL-STOP to MEMAJAL to go into your exit in the middle of the roundabout if there is no opportunity just go round again..... KENAPAKAN KAMU ANI.... Do you suffer a rare disease of circlelitis, where if you go more then 360 degrees you die kah.... you die... huh huh..... I must say this... you ASSHOLES ARE CAUSING ACCIDENTS..... MOTHER EFFERS MAN......

2. I apologise for this next comment, you stupid woman drivers out there, you fuckers give women like me a bad rep, youre TOO CAREFUL, TOO SLOW, DONT KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR GOD DAMN SIDE MIRRORS....... WHY KAN WHY....... If someone is annoying me on the road, udah I pass by its always a woman....... ok fine, mebe Im exagerating, but you know what I mean, Its like your blind spot was never mentioned kah in your road test..... explain this to me please.....

3. Now you BASTARDS out there yang perasaan F1... agatah ke Sepangkah, ke mana kah, Japan GT kah, bulehkah buleh.... I apologise, I think we live in different dimensions, where you rasa-rasahan that you racing, we normal ppl just wanna go form point a to point b.... and you know what... your stupid little yellow signs, that say kalau paham bisai la, kalau ini kah itu kah... what ever.... it doesnt help in an accident stupid shits, insurance companies do not give you more benefits ok.... if you salah you salah....

4. This next one is more of a personal thing, but Im sure you have seen it or experienced it...... Why do I have to be so gagas cause the person behind me is running away from a fire or something......


EXAMPLE: remember the roundabout, sometimes I dont wanna die bah, sometimes I dont berani to kurang hajar want to keluar suka hati, mebe cause Im smart, mebe cause you only supposed to jalan if its safe.... It was in your road theory thingy.... REMEMBER.... Even if its a green light, we only supposed to go if we it is SE-LA-MAT...... you dont understand, SAFE bah SAFE d mutha tah banar kamu ani....


5. ok...... Just incase you didnt know.... kalau alot of cars waiting at the traffic intersection.... you know the place where roads cross each other ada light.... three colours... red, yellow and green.... JANGANTAH KAN AMBIL KESEMPATAN YO.... cause you know what if you langgar the red light then us whose turn is next have to wait till you A-HOLES pass then we can jalan..... so by that time we have only a few seconds left..... annoying right

6. illegal U-TURNS, cant you read signs kah..... do you know you can cause accidents


this means you can U-TURN


7. how bout you ppl yg cannot sabar, mesti jua kan potong jalan, Im in a hurry too you know.... I wanna get home too also... apakan kamu ani....


Ive decided that we Bruneians need to have courtesy on the road, so from today onwards I will be using my blog to applaud courteous and considerate drivers.....

areas in brunei

Ive just realised that BATU BESURAT is actually a cool place you know........





Alright, Ive been doing my research.............



did you know they got......



1. red canopy... got good food maaaaaaaannnnnn



2. they r gonna open an art store, but I peeked, yes I peeked it looks like a place for figurines and models and such.... cool shit



3. they got BAG STORI............ they got CHEAP bags and they all locally made.....



4. they got WARDROBES.... got nice clothes and stuff from ikea, some of the stuff you cant find at

wats wat

ever noticed how we as bruneians always seem to have an ever changing lingo that if you're not diligent can leave you behind faster than

well when I was still in school ages and ages ago..... the in thing was to say

M.T.K.I............. hahaha. oh the fun we had with that......

the different groups with their use of BRU-da, bro, yo, dude, babe, dang, daling.. its endless....

But for me its a tell-tale sigh of where i know you from and who you hang out with... example.....

DANG..... we all know who you hang out with when you start calling all female-like humanoids that... or who your friends spend time with..... dont forget the cool phrases and slang and code... hahaha.....

I think I have learnt my best SARCASM from these folk..... But understand if you dont have a good sense of humor and a tough skin you're better off without these fantastic fabolous femme fatales in your dreary lives.....

whilst hanging out with the band I had to introduce BRO and DALING in my everyday vocabulary.....

How come BRO sounds so kewl and then they turn around see you got tits and they call you SIS.... honestly speaking.... NADA RUGGED ler.... mebe its the way its said... SIS.... BE-ROW....mebe cause it sounds like SISSSSSY.... SISSSSTEM.....SISSSNOPSIS....... yeah I dont like it.....


Just to add, since when is..... BU-LEH and KALAU PAHAM BISAI so kewl, hahaha, yes I am guilty of using these phrases too...... They bring such sweet satisfaction, the emphasis we put on these phrases is amazing....... hahaha....

Ive been seriously playing around with different things to blog about.... now that im here and at my laptop, Im blank blank blanketity blank blank blank..................

I think I wanted to talk bout


1. woman stalkers

2. mighty mouse

3. something interesting...... ah man.... I guess I'll just have to get back to you ppl......

CYSTS

WHAT ARE OVARIES?
The ovaries are a pair of organs in the female reproductive system. They are located in the pelvis, one on each side of the uterus, which is the hollow, pear-shaped organ where a baby grows. Each ovary is about the size and shape of an almond. The ovaries produce eggs and female hormones. Hormones are chemicals that control the way certain cells or organs function.

Every month, during the menstrual cycle, an egg is released from one ovary in a process called ovulation. The egg travels from the ovary through the fallopian tube to the uterus. The ovaries are also the main source of the female hormones estrogen and progesterone. These hormones influence the development of a woman's breasts, body shape, and body hair. They also regulate the menstrual cycle and pregnancy.



WHAT ARE OVARIAN CYSTS?
A cyst is a fluid-filled sac, and can be located anywhere in the body. On the ovary, different types of cysts can form. The most common type of ovarian cyst is called a functional cyst, which often forms during the normal menstrual cycle. Each month, a woman's ovaries grow tiny cysts that hold the eggs. When an egg is mature, the sac breaks open to release the egg, so it can travel through the fallopian tube for fertilization. Then the sac dissolves. In one type of functional cyst, called a follicular cyst, the sac doesn't break open to release the egg and may continue to grow. This type of cyst usually disappears within one to three months. A corpus luteum cyst, another type of functional cyst, forms if the sac doesn’t dissolve. Instead, the sac seals off after the egg is released. Fluid then builds up inside of it. This type of cyst usually goes away on its own after a few weeks. However, it can grow to almost four inches and may bleed or twist the ovary and cause pain. Clomid or Serophene, which are drugs used to induce ovulation, can raise the risk of getting this type of cyst. These cysts are almost never associated with cancer.

There are also other types of cysts:

Endometriomas. These cysts develop in women who have endometriosis, when tissue from the lining of the uterus grows outside of the uterus. The tissue may attach to the ovary and form a growth. These cysts can be painful during sexual intercourse and during menstruation.

Cystadenomas. These cysts develop from cells on the outer surface of the ovary. They are often filled with a watery fluid or thick, sticky gel. They can become large and cause pain.

Dermoid cysts. The cells in the ovary are able to make hair, teeth, and other growing tissues that become part of a forming ovarian cyst. These cysts can become large and cause pain.

Polycystic ovaries. The eggs mature within the follicles, or sacs, but the sac doesn't break open to release the egg. The cycle repeats, follicles continue to grow inside the ovary, and cysts form. For more information about polycystic ovaries, refer to our FAQ on Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.
What are the symptoms of ovarian cysts?
Many women have ovarian cysts without having any symptoms. Sometimes, though, a cyst will cause these problems:

pressure, fullness, or pain in the abdomen
dull ache in the lower back and thighs
problems passing urine completely
pain during sexual intercourse
weight gain
painful menstrual periods and abnormal bleeding
nausea or vomiting
breast tenderness
If you have these symptoms, get help right away:

pain with fever and vomiting
sudden, severe abdominal pain
faintness, dizziness, or weakness
rapid breathing





How are ovarian cysts found?
Since ovarian cysts may not cause symptoms, they are usually found during a routine pelvic exam. During this exam, your doctor is able to feel the swelling of the cyst on your ovary. Once a cyst is found, the doctor may perform an ultrasound, which uses sound waves to create images of the body. With an ultrasound, the doctor can see how the cyst is shaped; its size and location; and whether it’s fluid-filled, solid, or mixed. A pregnancy test is also done. Hormone levels (such as LH, FSH, estradiol, and testosterone) may also be checked. Your doctor may want to do other tests as well.

To find out if the cyst might be cancerous, your doctor may do a blood test to measure a substance in the blood called CA-125. The amount of this protein is higher if a woman has ovarian cancer. However, some ovarian cancers do not make enough CA-125 to be detected by the test. There are also non-cancerous diseases that increase the levels of CA-125, like uterine fibroids and endometriosis. These non-cancerous causes of increased CA-125 are more common in women under 35, while ovarian cancer is very uncommon in this age group. For this reason, the CA-125 test is recommended mostly for women over age 35, who are at high risk for the disease and have a cyst that is partially solid.

How are cysts treated?
Watchful waiting. The patient waits and gets re-examined in one to three months to see if the cyst has changed in size. This is a common treatment option for women who are in their childbearing years, have no symptoms, and have a fluid-filled cyst. It also might be an option for postmenopausal women.

Surgery. If the cyst doesn’t go away after several menstrual periods, has gotten larger, looks unusual on the ultrasound, causes pain, or you’re postmenopausal, the doctor may want to remove it. There are two main surgical procedures:

Laparoscopy—if the cyst is small and looks benign on the ultrasound, your doctor may perform a laparoscopy. This procedure is done under general anesthesia. A very small incision is made above or below the navel, and a small instrument that acts like a telescope is inserted into the abdomen. If the cyst is small and looks benign, it can be removed.
Laparotomy—if the cyst is large and looks suspicious, the doctor may perform a procedure called a laparotomy. This procedure involves making bigger incisions in the stomach to remove the cyst. While you are under general anesthesia, the doctor is able to have the cyst tested to find out if the tissue is cancerous. If it is cancerous, the doctor may need to remove the ovary and other tissues that may be affected, like the uterus or lymph nodes.
Birth control pills. If you frequently develop cysts, your doctor may prescribe birth control pills to prevent you from ovulating. This will lower the chances of forming new cysts.

Can ovarian cysts be prevented?
Ovarian cysts cannot be prevented. Fortunately, the vast majority of cysts don’t cause any symptoms, are not related to cancer, and go away on their own. Talk to your doctor or nurse if you notice any changes in your period, pain in the pelvic area, or any of the major symptoms listed above. A pelvic exam, possibly with an ultrasound, can help determine if a cyst is causing the problem. If a woman is not seeking pregnancy and develops functional cysts, frequently, future cysts may be prevented by taking oral contraceptives, Depo-Provera, or Norplant.

When are women most likely to have ovarian cysts?
Functional ovarian cysts usually occur during the childbearing years. Most often, cysts in women of this age group are not cancerous. Women who are past menopause (ages 50-70) with ovarian cysts have a higher risk of ovarian cancer. At any age, if you think you have a cyst, it’s important to tell your doctor.

When to Seek Medical Care

A health care provider should be contacted if the following symptoms occur:

Fever
Abnormal pain or tenderness in the abdominal or pelvic area
Nausea or vomiting
Weakness, dizziness, or fainting
Pallor or anemia (possibly from loss of blood)
Abnormally heavy or irregular menstruation
Abdominal swelling or unusual increased abdominal girth
Abdominal pain if blood thinners such as warfarin (Coumadin) are taken
Increased facial hair similar to a male pattern
High or low blood pressure unrelated to medications
Excessive thirst or urination
Unexplained weight loss
A noticeable abdominal or pelvic mass

A WOMAN WITH THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS SHOULD GO IMMEDIATELY TO A HOSPITAL'S EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT

Weakness, dizziness, or faintness, especially from standing

Fainting

Persistent fever

Severe lower abdominal or pelvic pain

High or low blood pressure unrelated to medications

Excessive thirst or urination

Unexplained shoulder pain combined with abdominal pain
Persistent nausea and vomiting

Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close toreality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.





Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.