wow... people still read my blog... I thought I was crazy and just writing to myself... hahahaha....

But to Icy Lady,I apologise, I must explain, I have battled with my weight since I was born, Ive been berisi, lampuh, chubby, bigboned, tagap gendut... you name it. Its not about weight, its about living a healthier life style, thats all. Maybe we dont look like bloody models who look like they only eat once a month. Look at Queen Latifah, that woman has never ever cared bout her weight and cause she doesnt care neither do we.

So I apologise again, its not about how big you are, its about how healthy the food you put on ur mouth is. how many times you exercise a week, how many times you say no to sweet sugary drinks... oh I miss coca cola....... and cakes and chocolates.... ah....... Please except my apologies, I never meant you to feel any bad k.....

Alright, to the guest, who ever you are.... you said,

how about pointing the rainbow with the you-know-what finger... jari telunjuk that is.... and singing in the kitchen will make you to marry old man

I agree, if I knew that singing in the kitchen will make me marry an old man, then I wouldnt have felt desperate and lonely all those years....cause I'd definately get married right. hahaha.... No more need for all those online dating sites... juts sing in the kitchen... BEST jua tu....

how about

mentioning someone's name and if he or she turns up, he will live a long life.....

Screw plastic surgery and vitamins man, its the best thing to do, hahaha and I wont have to watch that program 'how to live longer' what...... and its free.....

Thanks Guest, if you have anymore let me know... and let me know who you are cause then i can give the proper recognition and stuff like that....

I know Ive written about our traditions before... but Ive been hearing things like... all this adat is haram and stuff like that... its true. but its our culture. If we dont have our traditions no matter how unIslam they may seem, it makes us Bruneians what.I mean, americans have Thanksgiving and independence day... it makes them Americans man.

Yes yes we all wanna be up to date and developed and shit, but HELLO........... we need to hang on to why we're Bruneians......Yes Im sure that everybody doesn't believe that sitting on pillows gives you boils and cutting your nails after six is NDA KUASA... But its interesting to say the least.. hahaha

So Im gonna list down the ones I remember, if you guys have any please email me or something.....

1.

SITTING ON PILLOWS GIVES YOU BOILS OR BISUL

( ok back in the day they didnt have running water and stuff so of course you were alot dirtier back then. and your backside wouldnt have been very clean. and how stubborn are bruneians.... so of course they had to come up with some cock and bull story.

2.

WASHING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU GO TO TO BED OR ELSE YOU'LL GET BAD DREAMS

(ok I still do this... hahahaha.... so does Jenny Malai Ali..... think bout it, im sure back in the day feet were alot dirtier and you wouldnt want dirty feet in your bed, there is no scientific proof for this, but it works for me)

3.

DONT CUT YOUR NAILS AFTER SUNDOWN

hello.... there was no KARAN (electricity) kali ah)

4.

DONT EAT STANDING UP, NDA KUASA.....

(another thing I dont understand is 'nda kuasa' what does that mean, but imagine if one person was standing and the rest were sitting on the floor your neck would hurt right)

5.

'OH POCHOT'

(said when you accidentally fall or trip or drop something, dont know what a pochot is.... but hey its different)


Notice how the one similar thing in all those things above is how good we are at getting our way, how we can get somebody to do something they don't wanna do. I think we should be proud of this trait that we all seem to have to make things work when we really want it. Just my opinion........


Thats what I can think of at the top of my head.... if you have anymore let me know ya.....

Dear Bang Opi,

Bang, whats going on with the bleep guys at kristal astro.... I think they're too good at their jobs.... They bleeped out the DIC in ri-DIC-ulous.

Then he would have had some really smart thing to add on Im sure.

I miss you bang...... We all do. Mummy and nini still look sad.

I had my first family holiday, and I'm trying to get close with the kids like you asked me too.I wish I could have asked you so many things. Nevermind, I'll learn it along the way.