ELIZA N HANI

this post is for two birthday girls..................................


HAPPY SMASHING BIRTHDAY TO ELIZA ELAINE

22ND APRIL

AND TO HANI

25TH APRIL

and since the two of you have decided that you both need to lose weight...... ELIZA uve had ur double chin since birth, have you noticed how uve always had it.... and ure still skinnyminny... NO ONE IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD BELIEVES U NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT..... where kan your fat? MACAM NADA SAJA................

and HANI, 25 time to feel ALIVE...... youve been very lucky babe...... god loves you so much that he got rid of a certain pile of DOODOO from your life....... and im sure u realise this.......

HANI, youre not FAT dumb ass bitch, you are robust, like a DAMN GOOD CUP OF JOE nobody actually enjoys LOW-FAT beverages ya know......

SO IN TRIBUTE TO YOUR IDIOTIC NOTIONS OF LOSING WEIGHT I HAVE DEDICATED THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR ENDEAVOUR................

SOMETIMES LIFE AINT AS SWEET AS IT SHOULD BE, SO GOD INVENTED CAKE.....

YUM YUM...........

HAHAHA..............

LOVE UZ..............